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Ohh!
Yeah!
So much for first single on this one
[ Verse 1 ]
Shady's the lable
Aftermath is a stable
That the horses come out erra
Of course we're about to stir up
Some shit that you just mix water with
syrup
It's the mr. picked on Christopher Reeves
Just for no reason other than just to tease
him
Cause he was as big as you think He used to be
Superman
Now we're pourin liquor on the crib in his name
for him
Eminem you wait till' we meet up again
Fucker I'm kickin your ass for everything
you've ever said
It's one for the money two for the fuckin
show
Ready get set, let's go
Here comes the fuckin bucko, stompin and
stampedin up the damn street
Like them buffalo soldiers, I told ya I'm bout'
to blow
So look out below, jeronimo, motherfuckers is
dominos
I'm on a roll, around and around I go
When will I stop? I don't know
Tryna pick up where the Eminem Show left
off
But I know anything's possible
Though I'm not gonna top what I sold
I'm at the top of my game
That shit is not gonna change
Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team
I'll get away with murder
I'm Michael J. he's like my cock from the
day
We keep the mark from the tapes
In a safe, locked them away
Better watch what you say
Just when you thought you were safe
Them fuckers got you on tape
You swear to god you was playin
Whether or not you was little Joshua
Gosh I wish I coulda told you to not do the
same
Cause one day it could cost you your name
[ Chorus ]
And this was supposed to be my first single
But I just fucked that up so,
Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle
Slap a bitch and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little
jingle
That you hear on your radio
But shit's about to hit the shingle
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Poo Poo Ca Ca
[ Verse 2 ]
Erra Erra Eric swallowed some generic sleeping
pills
And woke up in bed next to his best friend
Derick bare naked
chicka chicka chicka ..
And then just turned 16 and used a fake id
To sneak in V.I.P. to see R. Kelly
Hehehehehe, to be so young and naive
Oh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and care
free
Paris and Nikki's parents must be so tickled to
cherish
Every picture with their kids with hickeys all
over their necks
Hickory Dickory derr digga
Look at me work wizardry with these words
Am I a jerk or just jerk chicken
Or Chicka chicka chicka chicka jer jer jerkin
the chain
22 jerks and a jerk circle
Or is it a circle jerk or wait a minute
What am I sayin, allow me to run it back and
rewind it
rrrbb lemme ask you again
Am I just jerkin the chain
Am I bizerk or insane
Or am I just one of them damn amateurs
Workin the damn camera filmin one of them
Paris Hilton home made pornos
Who keeps tiltin the lens at an angle
Chicka Chicka
Just recently somebody just discovered
Britney and Justin videotapes of them
fuckin
When they were just mouseketeers in the Mickey
Mouse club
And dusted them and went straight to The Source
with them
Cause they coulda sworn someone said Nuh-
And then tried to erase and record over it
But if you listen close enough to it you can
hear the
Uh Uh and then the
come-to-find-out-it-was-Justin
Sayin 'I'm done-uh!'
Come on this was
[ Chorus ]
supposed to be my first single
But I just fucked that up so,
Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle
Slap a bitch and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little
jingle
That you hear on your radio
But shit's about to hit the shingle
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Poo Poo Ca Ca
[ Verse 3 ]
Any opinions or somethin you just wanna get off
your chest
And address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear
it
All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just
dial up this number
It's 1-800-I'm a dick sucker I love to suck a
dick
And if someone picks up you can talk all the
shit you want about me
Just type in your number back and follow it by
the pound key
And I'll be sure to get back
As soon as there comes a day that I fall out
with Dre
Wake up gay, make up with Ray (Hey!)
So fuck a chicken, and lick a chicken, and suck
a chicken,
And Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like it's a
big cock bawka-bi-kaw!
Or suck a dick, and lick a dick and eat a
dick
And stick a dick in your mouth
I'm done you can fuck off
fucka-fucka offf!
[ Chorus ]
And this was supposed to be my first single
But I just fucked that up so,
Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle
Slap a bitch and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little
jingle
That you hear on your radio
But shit's about to hit the shingle
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Poo Poo Ca Ca
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